Super Horse Power Europe

A dynamically-paced scoring platformer. Smash blocks and enemies to gather "Heat," boosting your speed and destructive capabilities ever further. 4-player chaos across 15 levels and 4 loops. 

At the tail end of World War III, the ruthless Ethno-Communists of the developing nation of Angsterdam have captured the European Union. In an act of desperation, the UK hires a crack team of misfits led by former Russian general Vod Boss. Together, they develop the HORSE POWER TROUSERS, a device that converts the heat of friction into pure muscle strength! Will this amazing innovation be enough to take back Europe?

Features:

• 1-4 players. (8 players is implemented, but not supported. Your mileage may vary.)
• Five playable characters
• Upon completing the game, the adventure restarts with altered mechanics, enemies, and story. Try to reach the "true ending" at loop 4! (Not worth it)
• Ridiculous General MIDI soundtrack
• Only smart people who read Neitszche and stuff will understand the story
• Pretty sure it works on Wine

Controls:

Z: Jump/Confirm
X: Use/Cancel
Arrow Keys: Move
Escape: Pause/Skip cutscene